
Skelton – River of Dreams


You like skeletons? You like fail? Do we have a toy for you!
Crank up the volume to the max! Enjoy!*

*Batteries not included. Track sold separately. Some figures not compatible with some sets. May cause rabies. A portion of the profits from the sale of this toy might possibly go to procuring illegal stuff on the dark web. Void where prohibited. Nobody reads disclaimers. First person to mention this in the comments gets $3 in Skelebucks to spend in the Skelestore. All rights reserved. Professional skeleton on closed course. Some Restrictions apply. Stunt skeleton, do not attempt. Seriously, go home.

It’s been a whole year since Skelton stumbled into our word. He wasn’t quite fleshed out yet, as skeletons don’t have flesh. Creators Nathan Greyman and Ron Ruelle decided to waste even more of you precious time discussing the the past year and what’s next for our bony friends.

Please note Ron had a cold, so he looks twitchy and weird like he needs to sneeze. Nathan looks sort of normal. Check it out here!
Enjoy!


Skelefolks love Halloween more than any other holiday (unless they want to steal, say, Christmas), so here’s a fantastic recipe for your big scary day! Pizza Skulls…

Here’s how to make tasty, gooey, brainy pizza skulls! https://www.food.com/recipe/pizza-skulls-533699

Skullicious! Happy Halloween!





