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Anniversary Skele-Chat with Nathan and Ron
It’s been a whole year since Skelton stumbled into our word. He wasn’t quite fleshed out yet, as skeletons don’t have flesh. Creators Nathan Greyman and Ron Ruelle decided to waste even more of you precious time discussing the the past year and what’s next for our bony friends.
Please note Ron had a cold, so he looks twitchy and weird like he needs to sneeze. Nathan looks sort of normal. Check it out here!
Enjoy!
Skelton – Let’s Take the Skeleton Heads Bowling!
Li’l Skelton – Santa’s Li’l Helper
Skelton is Now a Sticker Figure!
Uh-oh… looks like Skelton’s in a sticky situation! Just barely in time for the holidays, we have a slew of Skelton and Li’l Skelton sitckers for sale! They’re 3-4 inches depending on which ones you get! Post them on your car, your water bottle, your dog!* Let the world know you fail with the best of them!
Use the Venmo link below below for order! Stickers are $3 each, free shipping to most of the world! Tell us which ones you want, and where to send them, and include the money!
*Please don’t stick them on your dog. They won’t stick for long, and it will annoy the dog.
Skelton – There’s a Catch
Skelton – Thankful
YUM! L’il Skelton-Tested, Skelekitty-Approved Halloween Recipe!
Skelefolks love Halloween more than any other holiday (unless they want to steal, say, Christmas), so here’s a fantastic recipe for your big scary day! Pizza Skulls…
Here’s how to make tasty, gooey, brainy pizza skulls! https://www.food.com/recipe/pizza-skulls-533699
Skullicious! Happy Halloween!
Skelton – Yo La Tengo!
Skelton Tested, Skelton Approved -Ron Ruelle Publishes Book, Appears at Charlotte Heroes Con, is Awkward
Murderous clowns! Hyper-imaginative preschoolers! Non-indigenous conch shells! Well-armed loners! Food trucks galore! Post-pandemic day drinkers! Soul-crushed corporate stooges! The rich tapestry that is community college culture! Pulse-pounding grocery shopping! And so many frozen confectionaries and salty, oily fish!
It’s all here in “Anchovies & Ice Cream,” the first wordy-word book from Skelton co-creator Ron Ruelle. Each chapter is a very, very short story about a different person. None of them are connected. Unless they are.
It’s 184 pages of stories that are mostly a single page or even just a few ‘graphs. It’s a wordy-word book, with a few illustrations included.
Ruelle will be at the Charlotte Heroes Convention June 16-18, where you can buy it and all of his other books in person, engage in awkward conversation, and get it signed. Look for the cluster of AA-07, exact table TBA. I’ll have Skittles! Freeeeeeee Candyyyyyyy!
The book is also available at Ron’s other website at ronruelle.com. Or you can order it direct from him autographed. Email him at heydarwin@comcast.net for details.
BREAKING NEWS! Skelton to File His First Lawsuit!
The cast of characters at SkeltonCorp take our fun seriously. So with that in mind, our fearless leaders went to a hockey game, a minor league tilt between the Toledo Walleye and the Fort Wayne Gacys. We were barely into our third beers before the puck dropped when we noticed something odd…
That’s not the Walleye logo! Sure enough, for one day, they were wearing throwback uniforms of the Toledo Goaldiggers. Hmmm..
Let’s zoom in a bit on that logo…
Zoom and enhance…
Vector in on those bitmaps…
Whoa, too close! But that’s clearly our good pal Skelton! Grounds for a lawsuit!
The team shall be subsequently hearing from us forthright and posthaste. Some people dream of being rich and successful. Others wake up rich, or they wake up and buy those lottery tickets, or they wake up and file a lawsuit.
In Skelton’s America, we live the dream by calling our attorneys.
Non est defectus, an bene!
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