
Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2025 Skelton.fail

Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2025 Skelton.fail

Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2025 Skelton.fail

Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2025 Skelton.fail

Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2025 Skelton.fail

Skelton™, Li’l Skelton™, and Skelekitty™ • Copyright © 2023-2024 Skelton.fail

Skelton Stickers @ The Ire Rye

This is the first batch of Skelton stickers, featuring images ripped right from the weekly comics drawn by Ron. Quantities are limited, so head on over to The Ire Rye to purchase your stickers today. Now on sale for just $2.00 with FREE shipping, regardless of quantity. Don’t miss out!
Skelton die-cut stickers are made of permanent white vinyl. They are waterproof, weather resistant, dishwasher and microwave safe (although we would recommend washing by hand for longevity). These will stick strong, yet are also removable and won’t leave any residue. Great for water bottles, notebooks, laptops and anything else you can think of!
Stickers sizes vary from the smallest dimension of 2.34″ to the largest dimension of 3.89″. Specific sizes are indicated for each sticker within their independent listings.
Skelton™, Li’l Skelton™, and Skelekitty™ • Copyright © 2023-2024 Skelton.fail

Skelton™, Li’l Skelton™, and Skelekitty™ • Copyright © 2023-2024 Skelton.fail



You like skeletons? You like fail? Do we have a toy for you!
Crank up the volume to the max! Enjoy!*

*Batteries not included. Track sold separately. Some figures not compatible with some sets. May cause rabies. A portion of the profits from the sale of this toy might possibly go to procuring illegal stuff on the dark web. Void where prohibited. Nobody reads disclaimers. First person to mention this in the comments gets $3 in Skelebucks to spend in the Skelestore. All rights reserved. Professional skeleton on closed course. Some Restrictions apply. Stunt skeleton, do not attempt. Seriously, go home.

It’s been a whole year since Skelton stumbled into our word. He wasn’t quite fleshed out yet, as skeletons don’t have flesh. Creators Nathan Greyman and Ron Ruelle decided to waste even more of you precious time discussing the the past year and what’s next for our bony friends.

Please note Ron had a cold, so he looks twitchy and weird like he needs to sneeze. Nathan looks sort of normal. Check it out here!
Enjoy!


Uh-oh… looks like Skelton’s in a sticky situation! Just barely in time for the holidays, we have a slew of Skelton and Li’l Skelton sitckers for sale! They’re 3-4 inches depending on which ones you get! Post them on your car, your water bottle, your dog!* Let the world know you fail with the best of them!

Use the Venmo link below below for order! Stickers are $3 each, free shipping to most of the world! Tell us which ones you want, and where to send them, and include the money!

*Please don’t stick them on your dog. They won’t stick for long, and it will annoy the dog.

Skelefolks love Halloween more than any other holiday (unless they want to steal, say, Christmas), so here’s a fantastic recipe for your big scary day! Pizza Skulls…

Here’s how to make tasty, gooey, brainy pizza skulls! https://www.food.com/recipe/pizza-skulls-533699

Skullicious! Happy Halloween!