Skelton is Now a Sticker Figure!

Skelton and Li'l Skelton stickers on cork board.
Celebrate Skelehood with these new Skelton stickers!

Uh-oh… looks like Skelton’s in a sticky situation! Just barely in time for the holidays, we have a slew of Skelton and Li’l Skelton sitckers for sale! They’re 3-4 inches depending on which ones you get! Post them on your car, your water bottle, your dog!* Let the world know you fail with the best of them!

Skelton and Li'l Skelton stickers on white background.
Choose Your Misadventure!

Use the Venmo link below below for order! Stickers are $3 each, free shipping to most of the world! Tell us which ones you want, and where to send them, and include the money!

Skelton Venmoo NG

*Please don’t stick them on your dog. They won’t stick for long, and it will annoy the dog.

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YUM! L’il Skelton-Tested, Skelekitty-Approved Halloween Recipe!

Pizza skull

Skelefolks love Halloween more than any other holiday (unless they want to steal, say, Christmas), so here’s a fantastic recipe for your big scary day! Pizza Skulls…

Pizza skull
Lookin’ good!

Here’s how to make tasty, gooey, brainy pizza skulls! https://www.food.com/recipe/pizza-skulls-533699

Skullicious! Happy Halloween!