Skelton – River of Dreams

Skeleton drugs
Written and illustrated by Ron Ruelle. Modified from original Tweet by Kendrick Lobstar @Lobstar. Apparently, Tweets are copyrighted. Who knew you would learn something from a Skelton comic?

Shocking! Li’l Skelton-Tested, Skelekitty-Approved Skeletoy!

You like skeletons? You like fail? Do we have a toy for you!

Crank up the volume to the max! Enjoy!*

Skelton 30 volt

*Batteries not included. Track sold separately. Some figures not compatible with some sets. May cause rabies. A portion of the profits from the sale of this toy might possibly go to procuring illegal stuff on the dark web. Void where prohibited. Nobody reads disclaimers. First person to mention this in the comments gets $3 in Skelebucks to spend in the Skelestore. All rights reserved. Professional skeleton on closed course. Some Restrictions apply. Stunt skeleton, do not attempt. Seriously, go home.

Anniversary Skele-Chat with Nathan and Ron

Skele-chat with Nathan Greyman and Ron Ruelle

It’s been a whole year since Skelton stumbled into our word. He wasn’t quite fleshed out yet, as skeletons don’t have flesh. Creators Nathan Greyman and Ron Ruelle decided to waste even more of you precious time discussing the the past year and what’s next for our bony friends.

Skele-chat
Buy this NFT of a screenshot from the very first Skele-Chat1

Please note Ron had a cold, so he looks twitchy and weird like he needs to sneeze. Nathan looks sort of normal. Check it out here!

Enjoy!

Skelton is Now a Sticker Figure!

Skelton and Li'l Skelton stickers on cork board.
Celebrate Skelehood with these new Skelton stickers!

Uh-oh… looks like Skelton’s in a sticky situation! Just barely in time for the holidays, we have a slew of Skelton and Li’l Skelton sitckers for sale! They’re 3-4 inches depending on which ones you get! Post them on your car, your water bottle, your dog!* Let the world know you fail with the best of them!

Skelton and Li'l Skelton stickers on white background.
Choose Your Misadventure!

Use the Venmo link below below for order! Stickers are $3 each, free shipping to most of the world! Tell us which ones you want, and where to send them, and include the money!

Skelton Venmoo NG

*Please don’t stick them on your dog. They won’t stick for long, and it will annoy the dog.

Skelton – F(A.I.)L

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All hail our A.I. overlords! FAIL!