Skelton – River of Dreams

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Written and illustrated by Ron Ruelle. Modified from original Tweet by Kendrick Lobstar @Lobstar. Apparently, Tweets are copyrighted. Who knew you would learn something from a Skelton comic?

Shocking! Li’l Skelton-Tested, Skelekitty-Approved Skeletoy!

You like skeletons? You like fail? Do we have a toy for you!

Crank up the volume to the max! Enjoy!*

Skelton 30 volt

*Batteries not included. Track sold separately. Some figures not compatible with some sets. May cause rabies. A portion of the profits from the sale of this toy might possibly go to procuring illegal stuff on the dark web. Void where prohibited. Nobody reads disclaimers. First person to mention this in the comments gets $3 in Skelebucks to spend in the Skelestore. All rights reserved. Professional skeleton on closed course. Some Restrictions apply. Stunt skeleton, do not attempt. Seriously, go home.

Anniversary Skele-Chat with Nathan and Ron

Skele-chat with Nathan Greyman and Ron Ruelle

It’s been a whole year since Skelton stumbled into our word. He wasn’t quite fleshed out yet, as skeletons don’t have flesh. Creators Nathan Greyman and Ron Ruelle decided to waste even more of you precious time discussing the the past year and what’s next for our bony friends.

Skele-chat
Buy this NFT of a screenshot from the very first Skele-Chat1

Please note Ron had a cold, so he looks twitchy and weird like he needs to sneeze. Nathan looks sort of normal. Check it out here!

Enjoy!