
Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2024 Skelton.fail

Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2024 Skelton.fail



Murderous clowns! Hyper-imaginative preschoolers! Non-indigenous conch shells! Well-armed loners! Food trucks galore! Post-pandemic day drinkers! Soul-crushed corporate stooges! The rich tapestry that is community college culture! Pulse-pounding grocery shopping! And so many frozen confectionaries and salty, oily fish!
It’s all here in “Anchovies & Ice Cream,” the first wordy-word book from Skelton co-creator Ron Ruelle. Each chapter is a very, very short story about a different person. None of them are connected. Unless they are.

It’s 184 pages of stories that are mostly a single page or even just a few ‘graphs. It’s a wordy-word book, with a few illustrations included.
Ruelle will be at the Charlotte Heroes Convention June 16-18, where you can buy it and all of his other books in person, engage in awkward conversation, and get it signed. Look for the cluster of AA-07, exact table TBA. I’ll have Skittles! Freeeeeeee Candyyyyyyy!

The book is also available at Ron’s other website at ronruelle.com. Or you can order it direct from him autographed. Email him at heydarwin@comcast.net for details.


Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2024 Skelton.fail



Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2024 Skelton.fail


Skelton™ / Copyright © 2023-2024 Skelton.fail


The cast of characters at SkeltonCorp take our fun seriously. So with that in mind, our fearless leaders went to a hockey game, a minor league tilt between the Toledo Walleye and the Fort Wayne Gacys. We were barely into our third beers before the puck dropped when we noticed something odd…

That’s not the Walleye logo! Sure enough, for one day, they were wearing throwback uniforms of the Toledo Goaldiggers. Hmmm..
Let’s zoom in a bit on that logo…

Zoom and enhance…

Vector in on those bitmaps…

Whoa, too close! But that’s clearly our good pal Skelton! Grounds for a lawsuit!

The team shall be subsequently hearing from us forthright and posthaste. Some people dream of being rich and successful. Others wake up rich, or they wake up and buy those lottery tickets, or they wake up and file a lawsuit.
In Skelton’s America, we live the dream by calling our attorneys.
Non est defectus, an bene!
HT to Uni-Watch.com!
