Skelton – River of Dreams

Skeleton drugs
Written and illustrated by Ron Ruelle. Modified from original Tweet by Kendrick Lobstar @Lobstar. Apparently, Tweets are copyrighted. Who knew you would learn something from a Skelton comic?

Shocking! Li’l Skelton-Tested, Skelekitty-Approved Skeletoy!

You like skeletons? You like fail? Do we have a toy for you!

Crank up the volume to the max! Enjoy!*

Skelton 30 volt

*Batteries not included. Track sold separately. Some figures not compatible with some sets. May cause rabies. A portion of the profits from the sale of this toy might possibly go to procuring illegal stuff on the dark web. Void where prohibited. Nobody reads disclaimers. First person to mention this in the comments gets $3 in Skelebucks to spend in the Skelestore. All rights reserved. Professional skeleton on closed course. Some Restrictions apply. Stunt skeleton, do not attempt. Seriously, go home.