Who is Skelton, Anyway?

Skelton a skele-guy trying to enjoy his life. He’s very bad at it and makes questionable choices. Of course, being a skeleton, not much harm can come to him, although he gets a lot of pain for making bad decisions.

In other words, don’t try this at home.

Skeleton microwave foil potato

He fails a lot, but keeps dusting off his bones and trying again. Sometimes he even comes out okay. We’ll mix in some writing and other fun content if we have something worth sharing with the world.

There’s also Li’l Skelton, a skeleton toddler who may either be young Skelton, or his son, or maybe a nephew. We haven’t reallly decided yet. Li’l Skelton has a pet cat named Skelekitty, who is his best friend and worst influence.

This stuff is intended for adults, but cool kids will want to read it. Ask your parents.

Just remember, there’s a little Skelton inside all of us. No really, there’s like an entire skeleton inside you right now!