BREAKING NEWS! Skelton to File His First Lawsuit!

The cast of characters at SkeltonCorp take our fun seriously. So with that in mind, our fearless leaders went to a hockey game, a minor league tilt between the Toledo Walleye and the Fort Wayne Gacys. We were barely into our third beers before the puck dropped when we noticed something odd…

Skelton hockey jersey

That’s not the Walleye logo! Sure enough, for one day, they were wearing throwback uniforms of the Toledo Goaldiggers. Hmmm..

Let’s zoom in a bit on that logo…

Zoom and enhance…

skelton hockey jersey

Vector in on those bitmaps…

Whoa, too close!  But that’s clearly our good pal Skelton! Grounds for a lawsuit!

skelton vs toledo goaldiggers

The team shall be subsequently hearing from us forthright and posthaste. Some people dream of being rich and successful. Others wake up rich, or they wake up and buy those lottery tickets, or they wake up and file a lawsuit.

In Skelton’s America, we live the dream by calling our attorneys.

Non est defectus, an bene!

HT to Uni-Watch.com!

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